Windmill, windmill for the land Turned forever...
pospiscal: sexual orientation: not u
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
Guess who just donated $30 to the Tobuscus Adventures campaign? Now I get my name in the credits, oh yeah :3
rilakkumao: if you’re really tall and comfy please come over and cuddle with me and touch my butt once in a while (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿) this is my time to shine
Google lets you search by animated GIF now
thejumpingmushroom: littlecrythings: coletteisawesome: major-ocelot: zadoorknobs: cmyk256: niuniente: simonbobx: 1. Put your username in image search. 2. Select “animated” under search tools. 3. Post result. oh. what?
Some of Cry's fans suck ass.
lizzilla: YEAH THAT’S RIGHT I SAID IT You should all join my possi.
cryaotic: So I kind of left audacity running...
I wonder if Cry ever went through a "SO...
zinxzar-9: cryaotic: Yes. Yes I did. http://www.angelfire.com/creep/chaoticmonki/ Oh my. OH MY GOD I’M DYING
Well I'm sorry but I'm posting my boobies for Cry
amidnightblogger: Read More THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER WITH THAT SONG AUTOPLAYING ON YOUR BLOG
If you love BUTTS, reblog this.
ohsaabby: The notes. You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this. THE NOTES!
banesboner: “you cant have depression i saw you smile like five minutes ago stop crying”
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
University Place, USA
Los Angeles, USA
New Orleans, USA
Dungannon, Northern Ireland
Goirle, the Netherlands
SOMEONE SUGGEST AN ANIME FOR ME TO WATCH Otherwise i’m gonna resort to watching Full Metal Alchemist and I just don’t have time to get addicted to another long-running anime. Preferably animes with really hot male characters plz and sanku.
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
God I hate myself why can I never say no to people D: I should be happy but all I can think about is how much I don’t want Saturday to happen. [[MORE]] My best friend begged me to go to London with her next week for a concert, the tickets are free, she can’t to alone and she’s already paid for travel. But it means waking up at 5am, getting on a coach at 7am and travelling for...
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
cloysterbell: cloysterbell: Europe I’m really disappointed in you. This is my first Eurovision and you’d made it out to be this huge shitshow with ridiculous costumes and dance numbers and stuff but like, there’s none of that. What’s the deal yo. I TAKE IT BACK. ROMANIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
avengersassembleeh: and a new genre was created ghost opera vampire dubstep
connorkawaii: at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween
graham norton: romania there proving that just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to pretty much
atomlc: and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
bennetwilcox: welcome to europe
idratherhaveyoucas: tobito: we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more best party ever AND FREE ALCOHOL!!
dorkyarthur: dorkyarthur: time for the uk to shine nevermind
myshipsmakemeandbrakeme: comealongpondd: slytherinmarauder: powerofvoodoo: oh god here’s Britain We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME “WE ARE THE MOON MOON OF EUROVISION.” GODDAMMIT BONNIE
iwillalwaysshipyou: in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
edmundcorcoran: in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?
highschooljewsical: graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
zinxzar-9: the-eleventh-blog: lefayss: samandriel: Is this what it’s like to live in Europe yes yes yes yes
agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we built a tunnel to your country
briandanielwolf: holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION were flying a flag ~
whilelifepassesby: klainecrisser: Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET No wait that came out wrong.. no it came out perfectly
hoflords: Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
the-parkster: Here we go. Who will you vote for Europe? Count Fabula Eyebrows Hot men Lesbians Guy who named his shoes Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha Actual Blaine Anderson Malta ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t) One of the Euphoria rip offs Jesus Thor Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion Depressing song about birds